Jess

Hey pretty girl that has very high standards, she usually doesn’t have any crushes and it’s rare when she does. She is an amazing friend and someone great to be around!

Person one: “wow she’s so pretty!”
Person two: “I know it’s because her name is Jess!”

by Jordyn <33 ! November 30, 2021

Jesse

Literally a Simp thats all.

You're being such a "Jesse" Lauran is totally gonna eat it up.

by Raw Charles December 24, 2021

Jesse

a No Game having faggot that gets friendzoned all the time, jesse is a story teller.. he likes to puff his chest out when in reality hes a complete pussy

yo jesse is a chester , lol

lmao.. i already knew that he made out with a freshman

by The 13 rules January 11, 2020

Jesse

This guy hates the cops and loves the hoes, he’s the type of guy to have sex and throw the condom at the cops after using it , known for his deep throat super powers he can get sucked and fucked out of any situation

I wanna be a jesse when I grow up dad

by Scoopitypoop November 23, 2021

Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.

Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....

by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012

Jesse

A man with on giant dick

I bet he has a Jesse

by Words2021 November 23, 2021

Jesse

A boyfriend who is being a “Jesse”- someone who is very clingy and smothering. They’re always two feet behind their significant other.

“A Jesse”- is a person who is a stage 11 clinger and constantly blows someone’s phone up and always wants to be around you.

Please give me some space and stop being a “Jesse”.

by Sally.witten October 6, 2021