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Jason

He’s a hard core memer and loves his friends a lot. He spams stuff in group chats, and you can guarantee that at least a sixth of the messages in any chat are memes that he probably got from Reddit. The girls around him can’t stop loving him and he gets mega puss.
Jason is a hard core memer.
Dang it, jason posted another minion meme.
Man, Jason is so amazing
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
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Jason Eyster

Probably the most fruitiest man you will ever meet. legend has it that he has taken the most .. you know what.. up the you know what. he will try to take your boyfriend so watch out girls.
Alex: why are you acting so jason eyster
Lui: what’s that mean?
Alex: you’re acting fruity
by Greg Hamilton September 7, 2020
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Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.
While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal
by John Lylo September 11, 2023
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Jason

A name that girls get obsessed about. A Jason doesn’t put any interest. He keeps his peace of mind and enjoys hanging out with friends. He is very social and out going, but he also likes being home playing video games.
Kenya: “Litzy you see that guy over there. What’s his name?”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”
by Anonymous Savage December 1, 2021
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Jason

A black nigga with a horse cock and not only does he have a horse cock he can pull bitches too Elijah is the total opposite
Jason is black
Black wit a big dick
by Black ghost November 21, 2021
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Jason

Whoah, he fucked a furry? Is his name Jason?
by JasonFucksFurrys October 3, 2022
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Jason Guzman

So totally disregard that last post, I was mad
I was mad at Jason Guzman
by Lovelove3412 December 1, 2019
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