January 6

Today is the day where if you have never put a finger up your butt, then you should try it.

Them: can you put a finger in my ass?

Me: it’s January 6 so why not

by aNoNaThOt October 19, 2019

January 1st

Looking tore up or similar to the appearance of a post New Year's Eve hangover.

Damn that girl looks like January 1st

by 18andCounting February 8, 2009

January 5

Suck tits day

Go up to a girl and suck her tits on January 5

by Bigbuffalobrain October 15, 2019

January 31

1 in 1000 people born on this day are weebs ÙwÚ

Shrek is a hot anime character btw...Just letting you know.... Teehee

January 31st is pretty funky ÙwÚ

by 🍜 October 28, 2019

January 1st

A day in which @_I_am_aQueen_ on Twitter was born and is now officially the day where all wonderful beautiful human beings were born UwU a complete sweetie pie. Also Capricorn season so we Stan.

Anybody born on January 1st is a sweetie

by Milkismyg October 15, 2019

january 4

january 4th is coke day so if it snows out side you have to take a line

john: look it's snowing out side....
peter: oh boy we have to take a line !
john: why ?
peter: because it's january 4 and its coke day

by ch33kc14pp3r October 16, 2019

january 11th

National big boi hours if you were born on January 11th you the biggest boi

-Yo he’s a big boi
-that dude was born January 11th

-makes sense man

by -zamboni- October 19, 2019