jacobsexual

only attracted to jacob hall

heaven must be jacobsexual she’s only attached to jacob she drools over him.

by jacob halls gf June 2, 2021

Jacob Ferrell

Someone with a weak head game

"How was it?"
"Bad, it was like he was blind and had no hands just feeling for stuff he didn't know was there, he was a total Jacob Ferrell"

by NotTheDeadbeat January 16, 2022

Jacob

The most obnoxious mf to ever walk the earth. He thinks that everyone is madly in love with him. Anything that comes out of his grimy, musty ass mouth is certified dog shit and probably the most annoying thing you ever hear. This man has no hygiene whatsoever, and probably doesn't wash his ass.

"You see Jacob over there?"

"Oh, that fucking douche? Yeah, I see him."

by Ed Shitrat April 7, 2022

Jacob Day

A tall cutie patootie with beautiful eyes and a smile that’ll make your heart melt.

Jacob Day might not even know how awesome he is but everyone else can see it. Definitely boyfriend material 🥰

by Person who watches tiktok June 7, 2022

Jacob

ginger all over.

your hair is the color of Jacob

by I_just_need_to_vent October 25, 2022

Jacob Rothschild

Former trillionaire, now deceased. Killed by his grandson in psychic warfare aka the Cold War and the ghost of a WW3 that never came to be.

Jacob Rothschild was a mistake that was killed by his grandson, Bill.

by Draodan May 29, 2023

The Jacob Complex

When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself

Damn the dude has The Jacob Complex I mean look that’s Jacob 1,2,3 and Jacob mom over there!

by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020