jacob borree

Literally the dumbest mother fucker on the planet. Thinks he’s the shit but is really a beta male that mooches off of alpha males. Has a lifestyle revolving around memes and is probably in a chart school.

Lmao look at Jacob Borree over there. What a cuck.

by Areyoufeelinitnowmrkrabs May 24, 2019

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Jacob satorius

He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted

When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”

by Austicspinner March 5, 2018

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Jacob Hurt

A guy who has a great personality, and is a great friend. A Jacob Hurt only rarely upsets you, or does anything to hurt you. He may occasionally be the life of the party, but he will always be there for you.

Jacob Hurt: Hey fag
Me: Oh, I gotcha
Jacob Hurt: Whatever
Me: You're such a Jacob Hurt

by Trestone October 25, 2016

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jacob baloun

a sold racist, who hates black people and a Nazi. who also is part of the kkk should die cause he is a bad person and makes funny ass jokes

jacob baloun is so bad at everything

by 12234566 April 18, 2018

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Jacob the fish

A fish who is a fish who has a song yea this makes sense

Jacob the fish is awesome

by Jacob the fish obviously February 10, 2018

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Jacob Noelcke

A person who can be really stubborn sometimes but then also be really sweet. He will do anything you ask him to and offer unasked help. He will also act like a little kid when he gets excited about something and is always very forgetful. He will still be very romantic, caring, handsome while having funny attributes.

Wow that kid was so nice and gentle to me!

Yup that’s a Jacob Noelcke.

by Mexican Cougar May 9, 2023

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