tommy j

Tomato Juice

Yo man i'm just going to go down to the store and grab some Tommy J for my Bloody Mary.

by Lelbot 3000 May 12, 2014

Dumb-j

1. When you blow up a balloon by wrapping the lips of said balloon around your anus then continuing to blow it up only using farts.

2. The biggest most painful, tear-jerking, satan spawning shit you've ever taken.

1. We Dumb-Jed some balloons for a party.

2.I'm lucky to be alive after that Dumb-j I took earlier today.

by Gaime Talonfear May 18, 2014

Lucky J

When a girl gives you head with braces and your lucky enough not to get cut.

"Ey bro, you know Whitney?"
"Yeah that broad with the braces"
"Mhm, she gave me head yesterday"
"So she gave you Lucky J?"

by 3 Palm November 23, 2013

Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)

Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"

by The Original Fin January 21, 2015

lilly j.

1)adj. Chula
2)adj. Stunning girl with bright eyes and gorgeous smile

Lilly J. Esta chula

by Muñequeiro March 10, 2015

j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast

Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.

by tyd May 25, 2015

j pup

A species of pup indigenous to the Baltimore city region of Maryland. It is known for sleeping in and eating bananas.

J pups are a sub species of seal pup and are known to be particularly cute even in comparison to its cousin the seal pup

by Dmcqu168 December 2, 2016