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Internet Black Belt

When someone learns how to fight by watching self defense videos on the Internet.
Person 1: Bitch, give me your lunch money
Person 2 You better watch out! I'm an internet black belt
by PsychoSam1337 October 13, 2012
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international gloryhole

noun: A gloryhole-type scene where a guy receives a blowjob through a wall or fence that separates two countries.
I love me some Tijuana whores but the drug cartels & violence keep me from visiting the city. Luckily for me the ladies are always down to do an international gloryhole!
by h4i2g0h September 15, 2012
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Internet Glitter

The stuff on the internet you just can't look away from.
I've always got 50 tabs opened online, my mind is foggy with internet glitter.

Can't talk now, there's a lot of internet glitter tonight.

The internet glitter sucked me in.

Internet glitter... turning minutes online into hours.
by HereToSaveTheDay! July 12, 2013
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internet werewolf

An Internet werewolf is generally a very nice well tempered person who can rage in such a fashion over any medium that it resembles the transformation of a man into a werewolf.
Earlier that day:
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!

Post-Transformation:

Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!

Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game

Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!

Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..

Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!

Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(
by ShadowLing October 27, 2014
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Internet Plumber

A person who searches through multiple websites in search of finding pirated content, such as music "leaks" hence the name Internet Plumber. This person will do whatever it takes to not have to pay for digital content.
"Hey did you download that new Weezy album on iTunes yet?"
"Nah I got the leak on Media Fire bro."
"Damn, your such an Internet Plumber"
by DJEZBAKE April 18, 2015
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International Multisexuals

International Multi-sexualism (IM) is a positive ideology for humanity with the sole intention of uniting everyone. At the heart of this philosophy is that we are all ONE regardless of ethnicity, religion, sexuality or gender.

'International' stands for the fact that it doesn't matter where you are from in the world, we all one. We all love going on holidays and every young person you meet wants to stop war, wants to connect and get on with having a good happy healthy life.

'Multi-sexual' means that it doesn't matter what sexuality anyone is unless you are going to have sex with that person then it's got nothing to do with you or anybody else, this can not be governed by legislation -it is not a votable issue.

All it takes is a slight shift in consciousness to stop hatred, racism, religism and homophobia of past generations. We have a chance to reset things in our generation and prevent a repeat of all the horrible atrocities we've seen over the past few years. We all International Multisexuals and we must stand together.
I'm an International Multisexual and so are you. We are all International Multisexuals
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Internet Celebrity Wallcrawler_pics

The most famous and influential man on the internet. Women fear him, Fish love him
by Rah_04 November 5, 2021
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