the sun

our sun is a big ball in da sky, dont look at it

Guy 1: ay d00d wanna go outside
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: whay nattt???
Guy 2: The sun is a deadly lazer

by SCP106A April 5, 2018

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Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

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Put Some Sun On That Tongue

Oral sex (One of the few times your tongue sees daylight)

My pussies wet and you need to put some sun on that tongue!

by Swan22 May 23, 2018

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Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

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Winter Sun

BIGGEST FUCKIN RETARD I KNOW, HE LITERLLY IS THE DEFINITION OF NO BITCHES, NONE AT ALL. MY FATHER IS MORE EXISTIENT THEN HIS DOOKIE AS HAIR. I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF EVERDAY I MEET HIM. I WILL SOON KILL EVERYONE I KNOW IF HE DOSNT SHUT THE ABSOLUTE UP. GOD ISNT REAL AND HE HAS ABONDONED ME

"I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF, TODAY WAS LIKE WINTER SUN

by wENJ August 22, 2022

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