Car Oreo

Synonym for a ginger's penis. This term applies only if the penis has never seen action and/or is stricken with the gout. It is well known that the Russian pilots who flew the MIGs in Top Gun had Car Oreos, and that's why Goose took that picture and Maverick shot those Commies down.

The term derives from the tendency of gingers to sneak to the car and perform sad, deranged sex acts with a box of oreos (as they find it difficult to use their car oreo for anything else.

That Guy with the car oreo is on the highway to the Danger Zone!

by Caroreo2 November 10, 2010

Car-Bunking

the act of sleeping in your car when you are too drunk to drive home, usually after a party. Hangovers may occur.

"I was so wasted after Mike's last night that I had to do some car-bunking until I was sober enough to drive home."

by Tommy ElBlanco May 5, 2010

ignorant car

This is that fucking know it all dick face that’s never wrong and thinks all others are idiots. He is one cheap mother fucker who wears pants that were purchased at the food market. He would eat dog shit out of the trash can to save a couple of nickels. And most of all he is a lazy steaming pile of shit, just like most of the words that come out of his mouth that only seems to close when there is a cock in it.

That guy is such an ignorant carl, I would like to clean my asshole with his tooth brush.

by Captin-Smack April 17, 2009

Treble car

When a lowrider rolls up and all you hear is tss tss tss tss tss chhhh but no bass

Dude, check out that treble car cruisin for hoes around the high school, he'd do better if he could afford some bass

by Oan April 23, 2006

car-tard

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.

"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again

by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008

car thot

A person typically a female who hangs around a guy who owns or is known for having a specific and/or fast, expensive, popular etc. car.

Hailey was in lings car yesterday now shes in ricos car, what a car thot.

by yota_b March 18, 2016

Lady-Car

A sad, pathetic looking car that has extreme desire to be another automobile. Generally used to transport elderly to the market, early-bird specials and church. A general nuisance to other people do to its small tires and inability to go the speed limit. A perfect fit for any senior citizen.

Ed was driving his lady-car well below the speed limit to the early bird special when he hit a pot hole and the car's small tires went flat.

by teebone18 July 7, 2011