Relationship

something I will never experience

I have never been in a relationship and most likely never will

by kuran xd October 5, 2020

McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020

Relationship Edging

Defined as postponing a break up due to an upcoming event, trip or holidays.

You are just relationship edging him because of your trip to PV, and that wedding next month.

by gayphiladelphia October 6, 2020

Open relationship

If you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half. Everything happens for a reason, you're with somebody for a reason, you meet somebody for a reason, it's not a bunch of dumb luck or bad luck.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

The relationship zone

Not quite the friend zone as you may lay with a friend but denied by constant relationships, the friend may become single but will soon run back to said ex leaving you wait longer.

Dan: "dude I could totally be in her bed right now, got that tension with her init"
Ben:"bruh she single now? You best hit that before she goes back again"
Dan:"aye pal, don't want to get in the relationship zone again bro, shit sucks"

by Dutchy May 4, 2017