Seasonal hoeness

The time of the year when hormones are high and bitches be hoes.

Damn, she’s acting up. That’s some seasonal hoeness

by kchoe March 30, 2022

seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.

Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.

by Ce'i August 2, 2014

Glu-glu season

Same as wet-season but with the term glu-glu behind. This previous term is a reference to the sound of drinking water. Commonly used in some high schools of Spain.

I'm in a glu-glu season, mate.
I heard Matt is in glu-glu season, yeez!

by glugluSpanishSpeaker December 1, 2019

porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.

It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.

by Ernchuck May 30, 2018

fat season

More colloquially known as the “holiday season”. Begins October 30th and ends January 2nd. The time of year where gouging on excessive quantities of food and drink likely terribly for your health is not only accepted but in fact encouraged.

I'm so excited to start fat season, now I have a reason to eat an entire plate of sugar cookies.

I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.

by ulticoach May 3, 2018

Shelvey Season

A season of the year where you hit Shelveys. Hitting a Shelvey is another word for trying to pull someone, or asking someone on a date.

It’s Shelvey Season?
Tis’ the season to hit Shelveys falalalala lala la la.

by CK367 October 24, 2022

Pearling Season International

A cheapskate school. filled with npcs. everywhere you go everywhere you turn... its either an npc or an ugly girl trynna flirt with you. they make you pay tens of thousands and can't even organize a school trip. They even make you pay extortionate amounts for food with a tiny sandwich costing $4. The school floors are green and peeling along side the orange walls. PSI is not the place you want to be. Unless you love npcs.

'What school do you go to?'
'Pearling Season International'
'LMAOOO you go to npc land'

by Qatarslander999999999 September 21, 2023