Hey.

THIS MEANS BAD FUCKING NEWS. IF YOU SEE THIS ON A TEXT, SHES ABOUT TO DUMP UR ASS, brosef.
if someone texts hey with a period, they dont like you!

TEXTING:
Angelina: "Hey. Wanna go to Starbucks?"
DeStan: Sure!
LATER
Angelina: IM DUMPING UR ASS, DeStan!!!!!!

by Chalie564 January 16, 2024

Hey, Sam

Hey... Remember how you said "Der... Islam bad because they use God to slaughter people thinking that it 'Good' "? You see how the Jews are doing THAT EXACT THING by invoking the amalek and then slaughtering the Palestinians?

Hym "Hey, Sam... Is it different though? Is it different because it's retaliatory? I mean you could argue that it was retaliatory when the Muslims did it in direct response to invasion... Is it because they're only killing their out-group? Like, the Muslim were willing to kill 'their own people' and that is worse than just killing other people? How's that any different from 'civilian casualties?' Still just out-group = fine in-group + out-group = bad?"

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Hey Jude

a word, to explain towards the judge and the witness

Hey Jude, I didn't swear at school, all I said was what the puck to replace the letter f.

by Anahid January 31, 2024

Hey, you hit my eyeball off!

Something that Jeffy from SML said in the video “Jeffy Gets Fixed!” when Marvin started hitting him for pouring the Cheerios onto him.

Jeffy: Hey, Daddy, can you help me pour some milk?
Marvin: Jeffy!!!
Jeffy: What?
Marvin: Why you wasted all the Cheerios for?!
Jeffy: Well you told me to figure it out and this is the best I could come up with!
Marvin: No, Jeffy, you go pour those Cheerios out 'cause you're wasting them!
Jeffy: Okay!
Marvin: W- No- N- Not here!- Jeffy!! *starts hitting him*
Hey, you hit my eyeball off!!! *Rose’s voice actor starts laughing in the background*
Marvin laughing a little: Go clean yourself up…

by wubbableseiebe November 26, 2023

hey x

used to rizz up those ohio gyatts

hey x wanna go out on a date
yes you are so sigma 😍

by StroyerZ December 3, 2023

hey-na-nee-na-nee

A vagina. YOU FUCKING DUMPED BUNGHOLE SHUT THE F-

I saw a hey-na-nee-na-nee among my girlfriend's legs. Had to suck it.

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus December 12, 2023

Hey Google define daddy

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.

Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023