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Just how bored are you???? Well I had the time to make this so you probably just did this because: #1. Your an robot/alien trying to figure out the best way of communicating so you don't sound like a robot/alien whatever you are. #2. You were trying to find the $exv|@| meaning of it and your absolutely dirty/messed up. #3. You are a 10 IQ 4 year old that has Cheetos(I HATE AUTO CORRECT!!!) dust and doesn't know what hello means #4. You were THAT bored to type this up on U.D (Urban dictionary(If you SOMEHOW don't know what U.D means) ). If you did this because of any of these reasons i'll pay the cost of therapy:).
A1(Amateur 1): Hello JAAAA1(Just as amateur as A1) JAAAA1: Greetings A1! A1: OMFG LAB GUY OR WHATEVER JAAAA1 JUST DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE WAY TO SAY HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lab guy: Meh probably something we heard before A1: JAAAA1 JUST SAID "GREETINGS" TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M THE FIRST ONE TO HEAR IT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lab guy: OMG PUT THIS IN THE U.D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAAAA1: Uhhh then why are we on the U.D?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A1 & Lab guy: Wait what??????????????????????? (Plot twist: it was ALL a simulation)
by XxMochi April 1, 2023
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hello idiot.
by fdnvfnv February 20, 2022
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Hello-dramatic

Becoming overly concerned with who initiates an online conversation; feeling that your relationship with a particular person hinges on you starting the conversation all the time.
"Why doesn't she just message him?"
"She's just being hello-dramatic; she says she's tired of always starting the conversation, so she's going to wait for him to say something first."
by glengerman May 27, 2015
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Hello

The secret way to let someone know you’ve recently impregnated your pet chinchilla before skinning and gutting it along with the fetus then proceeding to consume every last part of them to hide the evidence
Hello, Jerald 😀
by Corn_tortilla August 4, 2025
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Hello

Josh: Hello.
Matt: Greetings, how are you?
by YourDrunkkUnclee December 3, 2022
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hello is very stupid so sont say hello but say greetings!!!
by klokkli February 21, 2023
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Hello

A strange word commonly used alongside "Hi", "Hey" and sometimes, when people are horny "Heyyy". This strange word is what people because they don't know how to start a conversation.
Its use was first appeared in the 1800s as an attempt by some weird humans to grasp attention. Its variants or similar words include "hallo". It soon rose to being a common word after the invention of telephone.

Scientists still are discovering a way to make humans not dumb so that we don't have to use such strange and alien words in order to start a conversation. However, this word is widely in use and won't disappear anytime soon.
Hello!
Oh hi there.
I need help to solve my problem with this weird Chickentai ness I have
by dragsbruh November 20, 2023
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