GOOSE

To have several bowel movements in a short period of time.

I ate tour catering and Iv'e been shitting like a GOOSE!!

by KNOXVILLE EAST TENNESSE October 4, 2011

Shit A German Goose

A phrase that can describe extreme anxiety or shock.

"I just got raped by 5 burly fuckers..."
*Mouth Open* "Shit A German Goose!"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

goose or maverick

The modern day version (for women) of the rhetorical question, "Wilma or Betty?" (Flintstones) or "Ginger or Mary Ann?" (Gilligans Island)

"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.

Girl 1: Who would you rather have as your man; Goose (paino playing, family-man best-buddy type) or Maverick (buff but arrogant ladies man)

Girl 2: Goose or Maverick? Goose!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 24, 2007

rancid goose ass

Describes a particularly rancid ass that belongs to a goose.

Me: "You smell like rancid goose ass"

by Nikkikins December 16, 2004

goose egg

nothing; use with aim

~Hi
~Hey
~What's up?
~Goose egg. You?
~lol

by lisa February 21, 2004

goose

the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.

ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.

by dead_eye July 28, 2003

loose as a goose

with roots from afro-american culture the term "loose as a goose" is used after committing an act that is either immoral, or wrongs someone in some way the perpetrator then praises him/herself with the exclamation "loose as a goose!" repetition is optional, however usually followed by a hand gesture moving in a horizontal movement with the arms pointed up at the elbow and wrists partially limp. Depending on perspective the "loose" person can either be an ass, if you are on the recieving end or a source of comedic relief if being regaled with tales of assholery.

Ermias told me yesterday that while bagging a woman's groceries she dropped a five dollar bill on the ground, he picked it up and when she noticed she dropped her five dollars and confronted Ermias he simply said "what five dollar bill?", continued with bagging groceries while repeating to himself the phrase "loose as a goose!"

by The Better Simon April 7, 2010