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Asian Gangster

Asian Gangsters, or AGs for short, is a term commonly used to describe people of oriental descent who reside in the area of Surrey. They are known as the Surrey Boys. They frequently use the term "bro" and proceed to "smash up" those who offend them.

Asian Gangsters spend most of their time chasing Little Girls, or LGs, at the mall.

To become an Asian Gangster one must own branded goods such as Louis Vuitton or Gucci as this is a trademark signature of an AG. They frown upon those who don't own any LV or Gucci items, and refer to them as "Big FOIGs".

An Asian Gangster must also never have written an apology or do so in the future as a result of defeat in the game of Fifa by a 5 goal margin. Doing so will immediately strip said person of an Asian Gangster status.
Commonly used by Chengman on YouTube

Chengman: It is I, Chengman, and I'm at the mall today to look for some LGs!
Chengman: Yo WTF you say bro? You want me to get Surrey Boys to come SMASH YOU!

Me: Hey Lips, get a load of this!
Lips: Man, you be trippin! Asian Gangster for life!
Me: Na dawg, you ain't no AG.. you a Big FOIIIG!
by KatSam12 September 18, 2013
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gangstalking

Gangstalking appears to be a Government Program/experiment of "in the field" testing of less-lethal chemical, electronic and biological weapons, along with complimentary psychological operations that are imposed on victims and targeted communities in the United States and other countries within the control of certain agencies.

The excuse for these assaults/attacks appears to be fighting terrorism.

Assaulting innocent people without due process is against the laws of the United States, although the Patriot Act has subverted our rights as US citizens, but I believe that these amended Patriot Act provisions would not stand a legal challenge under lawful conditions.
I became a gangstalking victim as a potential (not actual or ever would be) witness against a narcotics trafficker, sex offender and possible murder, an organised crime person (by their own claims) and made person (by their associates claims) for the largest and richest organised crime group in the US and elsewhere.

They could also be a snitch against their own associates/people for some three letter agency, which would explain the government angle to these organised assaults against me.

This person "lost it" and launched these attacks/lies out of fear of being outed by me for their crimes and questionable discretions.

They feared my credibility, which a private investigator confirmed.

The main goal of "Gangstalking" is to discredit the victim and/or to cause the ruination or end of their life, possibly including their death and/or the deaths of others.

The bigger the incident (makes the news, although not reported accurately), the more successful the Gangstalking operation is.

We all need to come together and stop these directed organised assaults against innocent Americans and all others.
by Observer4us December 1, 2011
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Spiritual gangster

Someone who lives life to the fullest. spiritual gangsters are so magical, they have the ability to manifest anything they want instantly just by their ability to release resistance and allow pure positive energy to flow through them ✨ The universe always has their back !! They are enlightened deliberate creators of spiritual evolution and the expansion of consciousness. They focus on the positive and always reach for a better feeling and a higher vibration. They always seek the greatest good possible for themselves and others.... They are HARDCORE lovers. They love the entire world very deeply and passionately. But make no mistake, they are fierce warriors who will handle any situation like a badass!!! You dont want to fuck with them, I promise ✨😍💋
by Vortexgirlz271111 April 1, 2017
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gangster

An individual who is a member of an organization that profits through organized crime. Also known as Mobsters. The guys in South Central strapped with guns and carrying large amounts of weed are more commonly known as 'gangbangers', not to be confused with 'gangsters', though both are equally dangerous.
Gangsters/Mobsters:Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, John Gotti.

Gangbangers:Bloods,Crips, most other South Central street fraternities.
by BadLieutenant August 21, 2004
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gangster dork

A smart, evolved male or female who is ready to change the world, but also willing to smack a bitch.
"Are you really talking about Star Wars and Biggie at the same time? You're total gangster dorks"
by Discodancer April 4, 2013
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Ghetto Gangster

by GhettoGangsterGangbanger March 30, 2009
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