baby flexing

when you act like a big shot but you aint shit

Dre- "Did you see Will today?
Me- "yeah that nigga was mad baby flexing"

by hdriscoll96 November 16, 2015

keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016

False Flexing

When you spend an excessive amount of money in order to look wealthier than you are.

Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"

Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"

Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."

by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017

oofgang flexer

someone who has spent over 100 dollars is roblox

some who calls you poor in roblox

BoB: dude have you heard of frank he just bought one hundred thousand robux

Jason: geez why would anyone do that he must be a oofgang flexer
Frank: yeah you think that was a bad idea now but go on roblox and in that world I win
BoB: no one is going to play roblox with you frank I know I would beat you at building a minecraft castle
Jason: yeah build battle!

by BoB YurBoi yT January 22, 2019

Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020

COVID-flexible

Adj- descriptive of state of mind regarding planning where one acknowledges the fact that between now and the time of an event, circumstances can change, all hell can break loose and you might have to adjust your plans- but you are ok with that.

Let's plan to go to Hawaii for Spring Break, but remain COVID-flexible.

by Vegas-21 August 5, 2020

Pokémon Flexer

When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.

#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.

by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021