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Urban dictionary

A website where you can read dumb shit
by Assclapituss February 1, 2020
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A place that was originally a dictionary for the people, but is now teeming with sexual jokes and other stupid shit.
jake: oh hey i sent an urban dictionary submission!
chad: ok and?
jake: well... yeah that's just it
chad: go away i'm going with my woman(s)
by TheRushaan April 17, 2021
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A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!
Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??

It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!
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A website online that contains very false definitions of words
Boy- "I'm gonna look up my name on urban dictionary"
Mom- "no don't do that you'll find some gay shit"
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Where people go to look up definitions of sex, porn, blowjob, handjob, and oral sex. Usually ages range between 11-17. People also look up other weird things such as poop. A lot of the time people go to urban dictionary to write definitions of sex, porn, blowjob, handjob, and oral sex.
Jake: You're on urban dictionary?
John: What did you look up?
Jack: Sex of course!
by Lilbitch August 23, 2017
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This! You retard
by ??????.... November 26, 2013
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