A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.
David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
by sleypy December 14, 2018
Get the David Dicemug. Keith David starred in a wide variety of movies, like the well known movie "They Live" Where stupid hipsters took the OBEY sign and put it on their faggy douchebag hats. Also very well known for his role as the arbiter in Halo 2 and 3,Keith David is like a slightly less famous Morgan Freeman.
by Mr.tay May 24, 2016
Get the keith davidmug. Amazing couple with a lifetime to spend together. Life of the party and the center of attention when they are together. no doubt this couple will last through the good times and bad.
by Theresa Galardo April 17, 2012
Get the Tess and Davidmug. The greatest Overwatch player to ever exist. Chose not to enter professional play to preserve competitive integrity.
by bulletmiyano December 3, 2020
Get the David Kimmug. A David Brito is one with a sense of humor only few people can understand... he doesnt know what he want right now maybe not looking to settling down afraid of being hurt. He doesnt have bad intentions but can hurt someone if you love him. He doesnt let many people in fully, if you do actually know him its a great thing youll see a whole new side of him and enjoy him as a person. he looks tuff but once you get to know him hes goofy weird and if you fall in love with him oh what a mistake unless hes actually in love with you if he leaves you itll be incredibly hard to get over him you cant forget a david. they will make a mark on your heart.
by flashblogger August 1, 2018
Get the David Britomug. He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.
by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022
Get the David Dariusmug. David Finney is the most amazing guy in the world. He's funny, smart as heck and amazing in every way. He is always there when you need him and will always make sure your okay. He's loyal, dashing and extremely cute. He has hair to die for and he doesn't care who touches it as long as you don't mess with his weave. He's beautiful, strong and every girl wishes they could have him but they don't stand a chance. If you have a David in your life make sure you keep him
by Someone who has no chance October 15, 2017
Get the david finneymug.