A David Brito is one with a sense of humor only few people can understand... he doesnt know what he want right now maybe not looking to settling down afraid of being hurt. He doesnt have bad intentions but can hurt someone if you love him. He doesnt let many people in fully, if you do actually know him its a great thing youll see a whole new side of him and enjoy him as a person. he looks tuff but once you get to know him hes goofy weird and if you fall in love with him oh what a mistake unless hes actually in love with you if he leaves you itll be incredibly hard to get over him you cant forget a david. they will make a mark on your heart.
by flashblogger August 01, 2018
Absolute Pussy Slayer, acts gay but is straight. Massive Penis but hides it with insecurities, teachers need to watch out else he'll bop you one bang
David hill is a lad
by Pelling_lad March 02, 2017
by Crammdaddy March 13, 2017
When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.
"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"
"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"
"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"
by davidlaff May 02, 2019
A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.
David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
by sleypy December 14, 2018
Keith David starred in a wide variety of movies, like the well known movie "They Live" Where stupid hipsters took the OBEY sign and put it on their faggy douchebag hats. Also very well known for his role as the arbiter in Halo 2 and 3,Keith David is like a slightly less famous Morgan Freeman.
by Mr.tay April 29, 2016
The greatest Overwatch player to ever exist. Chose not to enter professional play to preserve competitive integrity.
by bulletmiyano December 04, 2020