A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.
David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
by sleypy December 14, 2018
When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.
"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"
"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"
"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"
by davidlaff May 02, 2019
David is a teacher that is obsessed with JoJo Siwa and Star Wars. He throws candy at his favourite students and then we fight over the candy.
David Fenton is the best teacher EVER
by GabbieStan21 November 29, 2018
by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020
David basil is a accomplished piano player famous for the meme "we tried but we can't fix it". David basil requires a in depth knowledge of pianoforte tuning skills when he smashed the piano into a trampoline.
by Oldie book April 04, 2017
David Finney is the most amazing guy in the world. He's funny, smart as heck and amazing in every way. He is always there when you need him and will always make sure your okay. He's loyal, dashing and extremely cute. He has hair to die for and he doesn't care who touches it as long as you don't mess with his weave. He's beautiful, strong and every girl wishes they could have him but they don't stand a chance. If you have a David in your life make sure you keep him
by Someone who has no chance October 15, 2017
Keith David starred in a wide variety of movies, like the well known movie "They Live" Where stupid hipsters took the OBEY sign and put it on their faggy douchebag hats. Also very well known for his role as the arbiter in Halo 2 and 3,Keith David is like a slightly less famous Morgan Freeman.
by Mr.tay April 29, 2016