Countdown Daddy

A stuck up misogynist pig that truly believes they are are on higher plane than women as they have a moderately capable level of brain functionality.

A countdown daddy is usually a frail and sad male that targets lone women and attacks with their mansplaining to try and gain testosterone power.

Countdown Daddy: If you weren’t such a stupid linear thinking woman then nothing would have to be mansplained to you..

Woman: Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Countdown Daddy.

by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 24, 2021

daddy oreo

what matt daddario hears demons whisper at him in his nightmares

omg i love daddy oreo so much!! #shumdario 4ever!!!!
i may be twelve but daddy oreo can like,,get it

by magnusbone June 5, 2018

Daddy's Cup

When your dad says he's only going to have one drink but he drinks from the bottle till it's empty. Thats Daddy's Cup.

Dad is drunk again. Well he did drink from Daddy's Cup and the liquors always quicker from Daddy's Cup.

by Father of the Year, Cronus November 14, 2020

Who is daddy?

You are daddy

who is daddy? you are

by 360god360– May 15, 2018

Daddy Kaleb

a man wit big pp

he is daddy kaleb

by big papi papi November 8, 2021

daddy beers

Drinking beers with another dad untill some young lady calls us daddy.

Daddy beers Laws
1. No Valatie
2. No cocaine
3. No fat chicks

More laws to follow

We are going out for daddy beers… I’m telling you right now I’m only going out for a couple

by Daddy123456689 April 22, 2023

iPhone daddy

A smaller version of Mac daddy

person1:Imma mac daddy!
person2:STFU you are just iPhone daddy.

by TEH SHIT October 15, 2012