Mr Cum

Mr Cum is the infamous man who will eat all of your cummies. And when he does this, he will lick his lips while moaning from the intense pleasure he will be getting from your spunkywunkies. Your jizzywizzy will fuel his power. Once he has obtained your cum, he will be unstoppable. Run. Run from Mr Cum.

Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"

by Sussy Bazinga October 29, 2022

cum wagon

A classier way to say cum dumpster.

"bro, emma is such a cum wagon"

by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018

Cum-Fartini

Similar to a Martini; replace olive juice with Cum & Fart, shake/stir to perfection.

Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.

by Dr Gregory Johnson March 11, 2023

Cum hum

When a promiscuous female (or homosexual male) has had semen ejaculated into their mouth/vagina/anus so many times by many different partners that the area begins to smell like old sperm.

"Mate I took Scarlet home last night..."

"Ouch! How'd it go?"

"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."

"Not good then?"

"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"

by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012

This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums

by Nairnia February 4, 2021

Cum Con

A criminal who jacks off his victims

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Blackout-cum

An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.

Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!

by snickered June 24, 2016