I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.
by lolwutthefuck September 30, 2010
by ImPandastick May 31, 2021
A classier way to say cum dumpster.
by carr0tcakes September 08, 2018
The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.
by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013
by I eat penis January 01, 2022
When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.
"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
by TheClnl May 26, 2020
An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.
Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
by snickered April 05, 2016