crystal 

a rare beauty, who is extremly smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My hero

wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!

crystal by flaterduck May 18, 2008

Crypto-Retard 

Someone who is so retarded that they don't know they are a retard. A person whose entire family is dumb as fuck, but they all lied to this person and told him that he is smart. In truth the person is the stupidest fuck alive.

You fucking crypto-retard; you dumb cunt. Go back to the first grade you crypto-retard. Can you even read you crypto-retard?

Crypto-Retard by YouDumbMan October 24, 2017

cryslyn 

Cryslyn is a very kind girl that you will want in your life she is sometimes rude and something nice but don’t get on her rude side then you will see the real cryslyn she is a very smart,pretty,and awesome girl you will want In your life

Wow I wish I was cryslyn

cryslyn by Cryslyn May 16, 2018

crywank

a small anti-folk duo from machester, england. they've been around for almost a decade, yet still aren't appriciated nearly as much as they should be. they've made 11 albums and dozens of songs. the best way i can describe their music is like a depressed partner or friend giving you a comforting hug while crying, even though they are the sad one. just a really good band :)

person 1: "hey, what's your favorite band ?"
person 2: "oh, i just discovered this pretty small band called crywank, i really like their stuff."
person 1: "well that's an interesting band name !"

crywank by no, i think i will February 1, 2021

Crypto Jew 

1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending

Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.

Crypto Jew by T.Hunter February 21, 2022

Whiny Crybaby 

1. A person who excessively complains about a situation that does not merit the level of crybabyism associated with the situation.

2. A person who goes out of their way to complain about routine situations, making them bigger than what's called for.

See whiny crybaby

Guy 1: I need blue soap to wash my car!
Guy 2: This is red soap, but its for your car..
Guy 1: NO! I need BLUE soap! Wahhh!
Guy 2: Stop being a whiny crybaby.

Whiny Crybaby by harrowind November 27, 2011

cryptography 

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes

The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...

cryptography by evanpopp February 23, 2006