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life couching

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.
by Mistcakes December 5, 2017
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couch beer

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.
" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"
by Jon Z March 24, 2017
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couch potato

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy
See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato
by glendasweeney November 27, 2019
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couch dancing

(noun) a euphemism for having sex on a couch
“We started out with netflix and chill and then we started couch dancing shortly after”
by ballstretcher5000 October 2, 2022
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Couch hot

A person who's not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.

You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
Margaret's not really my type, but there's something about her... I guess I'd say she's couch hot.
by Funky_Footjam September 18, 2016
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Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
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couch tough

The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.
It's easy to be couch tough with all the sport games on tv this time of year.
by Nathan Alvin Cox October 29, 2019
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