Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
by Mistcakes December 5, 2017
Get the life couchingmug. The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.
" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"
by Jon Z March 24, 2017
Get the couch beermug. by glendasweeney November 27, 2019
Get the couch potatomug. by ballstretcher5000 October 2, 2022
Get the couch dancingmug. A person who's not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.
You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
by Funky_Footjam September 18, 2016
Get the Couch hotmug. The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
Get the Couch Potato-nessmug. The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.
by Nathan Alvin Cox October 29, 2019
Get the couch toughmug.