cooter smoker

A woman of questionable sexual orientation, or
A person being a douche bag

1. "Look at that girl over there, I bet she's a cooter
smoker"

2. "Dude why are you being such a cooter smoker?"

by methaddictsanonymous April 8, 2006

cootanany

its pink, soft, has four lips and is the perfect size for a hard cock

My cootanany itches.

by most hated sweetie August 29, 2006

cootcha

slang term for the mouth piece of the hookah because it makes your lips numb and makes you say "cootcha" as in catch ya later

hookah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooka

Warning Advisory: This can be taken many different ways as in a perverted sense, only say to close female friends and not too females that you don't know or else you will be preverbially bitch slapped.

After the Hookah Bar:
"Damn girls, that was some good hookah, well I gotta get goin to work at the 7-11 so cootcha."

by $$$SNEEZE$$$ September 19, 2008

cooter catcher

very painful result from a rope burn in the vaginal region. often followed by hitting a large knot in the rope.

see that mark? it's from my cooter catcher.

by mo&em June 27, 2008

cooterbumper

a lesbian or bi that does girls. must be a girl. aka they bump cooters.

girl:liz does girls.
boy:a cooterbumper?

by Dorathy Oz July 12, 2009

Cootchie Monster

A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend

John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*

by BOTHAN SPY MASTER February 20, 2010

Cooternificent

the description of an excellent vaginal sex

dude, that girl last night was cooternificent

by Suigintou October 1, 2011