Coconut

A black man who is white on the inside. they have the potential to be a gangsta or a brake dancer but are white on the inside so take life too seriously and get offended when called a nigga

Harry Belafonte celebrity has the potential physically but he's a coconut

by KidUrban July 25, 2011

Common Sense

The complete act of saying "Fuck it" and walking away. Careless, selfish behavior. Logical thinking for the masses.

I should fix that ladder. Fuck it! I will leave it for the next guy.

I should let that person in front of me. Fuck it. I am more important.

I should pay my bills. Fuck it!... To the beer store.

Sweet! I am home early... and i got beer. I should use common sense more often.

by New world thinking September 27, 2014

Common Core Math

Common Core math is the rotten stuff they teach kids at school. But let's get real. We hate it because it's making our kids smarter than us. During quarantine, I'm perfectly fine teaching my 1st Grader. But Common Core has made my fifth grader smarter than me.

Me: What is a scatter plot?
Child: It's a diagram, mom.
Me: This doesn't make sense.
Child: It's Common Core Math, Mom.

by hamilfan_for_life November 30, 2020

perky coconuts island

Well Perky coconuts island is a place where the kool BUSHMURRYS live eg. Kelsi Courtz and katherine, on connecting islands that surround the most Mugliest place of all dun dun dun Native Land ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Neway hu cares bout Native land (covered in fig trees eww) ill carry on wid the bshmry island eg. Perky coconuts island. it has the meana lil huts and mai mai to live in (wen the japs invade) great surf coz the bshmrys r pro surfers and kool dams to eel in coz they r soo cool (oh and good at eeling) there mode of trnsport r ford fairlanes and the drag in ford lasers.

Native: how u doing, where u cum from
bshmry: perky coconuts island! U?
Native: native land
bshmry: ewww get away frm me mugly
Native: wanna have mi baby
bshmry: ewww go ask a fellow native

by Katherine May 31, 2004

Sweaty Coconuts

where the girl does all the work for the whole intercourse and uses her tits the whole time making them very sweaty, the the guy cums ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over her tits to cool them babies down

can you hurry up and shove it in cause so far i have had the sweaty coconuts!!!!!!

by FUCK ME HARD IN THE ASS PLEASE March 29, 2009

comedy of the commons

I would assume this would be some cheap late night show like Letterman, on channel 5 possibly.

by SeungTae September 19, 2003

Coconut

A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.

Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"

*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"

And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.

by SuckADork February 23, 2011