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it's just a cigarette

It's only a cigarette
It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad...
by David Broke September 11, 2022
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Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
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Rolled Frank Cigarret

When you take components from a cigarette butt (filter and the dry burnt tabacco) to make a new (more unhealthy) rolled cigar

It is called Frank from frankentein's monster

Because you graft many cigarettes into a new one
I didn't have filters or tabacco yesterday so I made myself a Rolled Frank Cigarret
by Oldweirdwizarddude July 19, 2023
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Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.
Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette
by Rusty.Bedspring September 3, 2023
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hide the cigar

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.
by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023
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