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A Man named Carl that has a extremely small penis
That guy is a 'small dick carl'
by Fresh Doggo April 18, 2018
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Airline passengers who organize everything themselves - booking a ticket - check in - boarding the plane - nearly without any help at the airport
You buy a ticket via internet, get you boarding pass printed yourself, find your gate, which has changed in the meantime and you try to board the plane at the right time. That's the way to become a selfloading cargo
by globefly December 1, 2009
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freeze a piece of shit to use for sexual play.
Before an erotic night of passion, take a dump and place in the freezer until frozen solid. Place on your lover's chest and titty fuck them! Now you have a sub zero carl!
by Joshy Boy and Keeb December 26, 2008
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She-Carl

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A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.
Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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Small dick Carl

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A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
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`~`America, Beatrice, Carol, Aresesisa <<<CeasaruC>>>,Dennisse, Imaweli, Julissa, Melissa, Katiuska, Stephanie, Uvilada, Zunilda`~`
`~`America, Beatrice, Carol, Aresesisa <<<CeasaruC>>>,Dennisse, Imaweli, Julissa, Melissa, Katiuska, Stephanie, Uvilada, Zunilda`~`
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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