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The Cake Cult

The Cake Cult Is a religion started from the meme “Now I know what’s real and what’s cake”. The cake cult prides in the belief that everything living and non living is entirely made of cake. Though we’re made of cake we’re still eat it. Even in its original form. Though people may look down on our religion we still respect there’s even if what we are is fact.
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Rate The Cake

Rating The Cake is were you and the boys huddle in a circle and rate the cake. There are 3 of rating the cake Cupcake, Birthday Cake, Wedding Cake.
1st Homie:Damn bro rate the cake

2nd:Homie:Bro im voting cupcake

1st Homie:I agree
by Pendejo Man June 12, 2020
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funnel cake

a cake made of batter that is poured through a funnel into hot fat or oil, deep-fried until crisp, and served sprinkled with sugar
I loved that funnel cake with strawberries and whipped cream!
by GreenApple25 December 13, 2018
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Jizz Cakes

A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??

B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
by marabousteak January 25, 2011
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Cake hacking

The action of modifying a cake mix to personal specifications to give it a homemade taste.
I'm cake hacking this recipe because I am adding chocolate chips and honey to the mix. All my cakes are cake hacked. I really love cake hacking. This cake hack is delicious. This cake has been hacked.
by The Cake Hacker January 19, 2015
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Penile Cake

A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.
Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."

Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."
by AnalLoose March 30, 2019
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Cake pansy

When a grown ass man in the group wants the tiniest piece of cake
Can you cut me a smaller piece of cake than that? I’m a cake pansy.
by Spirited Chaos April 8, 2023
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