Cum Con

A criminal who jacks off his victims

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Blackout-cum

An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.

Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!

by snickered June 24, 2016

cum gambler

One who does not decide whether to spit or swallow until the moment of ejaculation, during which the "cum gambler makes an impromptu decision as to how to handle the situation

"Yo, she half spit up my semen, bro. What a cum gambler. It seemed like she didn't know what to do"

by Modqueen June 18, 2016

cum flap

putting a large amount on your hand and smacking someone in the face with that same hand.

im gonna cum flap my girlfriend when we have sex tonight

by BeNnEr BoY February 1, 2017

Cum wubbly

Something you call someone that can mean anything you want

“Mochi you cum wubbly”

by Hwiehevdveuwi October 31, 2020

cum nigga

may or may not be a lil nigga covered in cum

"that lil nigga be a cum nigga"

by 100% a black man January 1, 2021

This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums

by Nairnia February 4, 2021