ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Trump Change

You think it's a lot of money, but trump think otherwise

Caleb: I just won $1000000
Trump: That's A really small loan... That's Trump change skrub

by AutisticFish27 June 29, 2017

Changed Day January 1

day where you have to support the game changed

changed fan:im so excited for the haters to turn into a changed fan
changed hater: Nooo i dont want to support changed!
changed fan: oh yes you will and theres nothing you can stop it from >:3
changed hater: NOO- *completey breaks his lungs by screaming*

changed fan: oh yes you are gonna support this game Changed Day January 1

by cutelilmountain December 30, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>It Will Take I, ANgel JOse RObles, $36.30 Dollars USD To Change My, Angel Jose RObles's Name<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It Will Take I, ANgel JOse RObles, $36.30 Dollars USD To Change My, Angel Jose RObles's Name<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It Will Take I, ANgel JOse RObles, $36.30 Dollars USD To Change My, Angel Jose RObles's Name<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

levels don change

Nigerian slang. Change in status. Could apply changes to professional, personal, religious, emotional, physical etc

I just got promoted at work, I can’t be seen hanging out with you
Why?
Because levels don change

by 9jafan May 10, 2023

Changed man

O contrário do que o Dinis disse

O Ricardo é um changed man

by diniscanha June 16, 2020

chang

n. - A dismissive or avoiding personality. An intentional or non-intentional act of neglect in response to salutations. An individual that responds to facebook "pokes" with poor timing.

"Sally responded with chang when invited to see the movie, claiming she had work to do for the following day."

by Changpoker September 23, 2014