LONG LYRICS BUSINESS

Tortuously slow experience when you'd rather be somewhere else

this is a long lyrics business

by comrade323 October 18, 2015

Business Shorts

A pair of pants cut above the knee normally with a front pleat and using the same or similar material as regular business pants or slacks. These are totally acceptable to wear in an office environment in summer normally dressed up with a blouse or collared shirt. Or alternatively girls can wear with leggings in winter.

"Wow check out those sweet business shorts! Who knew you could look so professional whilst also keeping your legs cool in summer?"

by Turkishbattlecanon December 26, 2015

Gettin' the Business

Code term or slang terms for having sex.

Ex. Gettin' the business I can't wait for you to come over. Because you'll be getting the business tonight. 😘

by Awake2013 March 14, 2016

Open for business

When a female work colleague turns around, bends over her desk and drops her pants/panties to be taken from behind

Lady: come to my office, I’m open for business

by Figgyh December 10, 2018

inverse-proportion of business-minding

Refers to a "it would be humorous if it weren't serious" social truth: if someone habitually sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong, his OWN life is usually gonna be in total shambles --- in other words, he's so busy minding OTHER people's business that he doesn't have any time or energy left to mind his OWN business properly!

A good way to determine if a self-proclaimed "vigilante of morality/diligence" is truly “caring ‘n’ helpful” is to view da overall status of da loudmouth's OWN life --- if he’s merely a grumpy loner whom da locals mostly avoid, then he's probably just a classic example of da inverse-proportion of business-minding; he merely wants to "feel important for five minutes". Reminds me of dat arrogantly-righteous and absurdly-overzealous young lawyer I once saw on TV, and who was actually bringing criminal charges against teenagers who were merely having intimate relationships. Many of da teens --- and even some of da parents, much as they themselves disapproved of pre-marital sex --- felt dat da sniffy-Puritan attorney was grossly overstepping his bounds. Yet when da interviewer asked him da most obvious question imaginable --- whether HE HIMSELF had ever sought sex from a girl during his OWN teenage years --- he suddenly got snootily offensive, and huffily monotoned back with, "Sir --- I will be compelled to terminate da interview if this line of questioning is pursued." HA --- looks like da only real reason for his being such a litigious a**h**e was dat either HE HIMSELF was privately embroiled in some paternity suit and/or sexual-misconduct allegations and so he wished to appear fiercely-moralistic to seem innocent of any wrongdoing, or else he was merely JEALOUS of da hot young studs in da neighborhood who were "getting lucky" with all of those "cute 'n' juicies" sweet-sixteens!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Business Hour Boyfriend

When the only time the girl can talk to you is when she is at work and you’re exes but she still wants something, She seems interested until she leaves work for other men and alcohol. Sometimes as a bonus in the evenings she will talk when her getting divorced bf has his kids. She gets lonely then and knows you care and will talk to her.

Emily still loves him but he’s just the business hour boyfriend dnow bc she is talking to someone else but she still wants him around so she can get attention and knows he loved her.

by Mittyymm December 14, 2018

Did My Business All Out

Did My Business All Out refers to crapping. It actually means when you just shat for any time period of over 20 minutes. “All out” in the definition will refer to the contents of your bowels or as in “going all out,” in which would indicate went all out shitting ffs.

“MOTHERFUCKER WHY DONT YOU ANSWER YOUR CELLY!!?”

“Chill back YOU DIRTY ASSHOLE I just DID MY BUSINESS ALL OUT!!! I’m not trynna shit-chat ass-open with you bro!!”

by Treebonics June 29, 2018