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platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 6, 2017
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lice bridge

by PMW123 June 2, 2017
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Cross the bridge

To lick the choad during oral sex.
Austin: I went out with Jenny Saturday night and ate the pussy.
Keller: Did you cross the bridge?
Austin: You know I did!
by Kellerino July 6, 2018
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Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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London Bridge

A threesome composed of two bisexual men and a women, where the woman receives both oral and vaginal/anal sex, while the two men make out above her
Me and my boyfriend decided to bring a girl over, and we had the most passionate London Bridge over her
by WTNJ August 30, 2025
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bridges

a guy who is in love with a amazing mixed girl or short girl in particular that means the world to him...he is amazing,and handsome,loves baseball and his family.Bridges is the guy who everygirl dreeds for,he makes every girl feel

good about herself and is there for anyone if needed.he can be jealous at times but only if it comes to the love of his life.every girl wishes they could have him but it seems as if every bridges was taken!
bridges is a hot guy...
by casey bryd October 30, 2018
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