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biting the rhino

by Cfslayer November 26, 2017
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We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
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biting blankets

When you hit it so hard she bite the blankets to stay calm
I looked over at her face and she was biting blankets dude...
by Yuhyuhbruhbruhyuh May 10, 2018
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Mike Tyson Bite

1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."
by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017
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Flea Bites

She needs some face wipes for her flea bites.
by faithie822 February 20, 2017
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Boughal bites

When you take tiny little bites when you eat any kind of food / eating cautiously
"I swear he was taking little tiny boughal bites. Is my cooking not as good?"
by discarded June 17, 2016
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that bites

1. To have a low IQ or to be without knowledge, low IQ especially.

2. To be a racist and/or Idealist and/or have an ideal.

3. To be guided more by ancient beliefs more than modern or future beliefs.

4. To do something too bad or wrong!

5. To lie about something you know is true but do not want to believe.

6. To act too aggressively when asking for an answer in a situation that is not that bad.

7. To act anxious over something that is not that important.

8. To try to cut into the action to be like someone else who is doing something good for themselves.

9. To be desperate.
Guy: I so want to be noth. Noth: its not that important to be noth. Just fight the good fight like everybody else. Guy: I just hate how i cant be noth. (Pause) ARRRRRRRGH! Noth: Get the fuck away from me biter! (2 hours later) Noth: I just got attacked by some poser. Friend: damn man that bites, what a biter!
by Noth Brotherhood April 18, 2016
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