drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023

KILL YOURSELF!!

a defintion created by the oppression from unknown sources. so just kill yourslef in any spelling.

Unknown source: " doing something incorrect"
Person 1: "KILL YOURSELF!!"

by RealNiggi Said That Shit. Gawd November 7, 2023

Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.

Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!

by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023

touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

Fireballing yourself

Pouring down hot sauce into the urethra of the male penis, jerking off and cumming on one's own face. Covering one's own face with semen and hot sauce.

Would you rather outrages statement?

-You should be Fireballing yourself.

by FlopsieIsMyHero January 9, 2024

Keep Yourself Safe

An alternative to the abbrevation KYS (The term "Kill Yourself"). This is often used to not offend or get censored by the app.

Man, you should Keep Yourself Safe! (Not meant to tell you to commit suicide, only an example.)

by dswqsa895 January 14, 2024

Grill Yourself

Same as saying "Kill Yourself" except one or both of these apply:
•The chat filter won't let you say "kill yourself" so you have to get creative

•You want someone to kill themselves but in a way that involves fire or an explosion.

•Stupid chat filter.. GRILL YOURSELF!!!

Hey, there's a gas can over there. Take these matches and go grill yourself, you fucking scrub.

by Un2siast January 15, 2024