Barbero

In Spanish it means a brown-noser, A suck up or a kiss ass.

James: honey, I'm taking out the trash and cleaning for you!

Wife: Good.

James: Hey Steve wanna help me out?

Steve: fool you are such a barbero, trying to kiss her ass for sex.

by joshwua915 September 4, 2014

retarded animal babies

Very funny, yet equally gross, cartoon about three year old animals and their adventures through life. Comes equipped with foul language. And that little hampsters obsessed with Bruce Willis.

"Santa, O Dark One, I'll whisper, not shout. Please give me my gun, I won't shoot my eye out."

by Joe Bastard June 25, 2004

Raw Babies

A slang term used for sperm or semen. Sperm make babies and since the sperm have not been inserted into the egg, or "oven", yet they are raw. Thought up by the adept mind of Yuri, class 1B.

"That girl was a freak! She wanted me to shoot my raw babies all over her face!"

by Old Man Troy April 30, 2009

Dallas Barbeque

When you have explosive diarrhea while wearing sweatpants and the shit settles by the elastic near your ankles.

Craig was out drinking all night and had a Dallas Barbeque on the subway.

by dallas cook August 10, 2009

skittle babies

when you see a woman with many different raced children, ei-if one of her children is white,another is black, and another is asian-those children are referred to as skittle babies.

We were at walmart and this one lady had tons of skittle babies. Maria has alot of skittle babies, infact she has a full rainbow.

by ImaAwesomeChick June 3, 2011

Bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

A phrase originally from British Television programme modern toss, but featured in many amatuer HOMFIELDstudios movies found on youtube.com
Originally used in Modern Toss, when character "Alan" wrecks a family barbeque. But now used frequently as a comeback or alternative to "Am i bothered?"

Person 1 gets a A* in their exams and Person 2 only gets a C:

PERSON1: Haha, I did better than you!
PERSON2: Well, bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

by Papa Fuzz May 19, 2008

Shoulders Make Babies

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.

Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!

by Trashist January 11, 2017