douche-baggins

Name used to describe an as yet unnamed or unknown person who, from afar, may display obvious douche bag characteristics. Alternatively used to describe a person that you know for a fact is, or who has displayed the qualities of, a douche bag. Particularly if that person is being described to you by another person.

douche douchecanoe Douche bad douche bag 9000 tool

Ohhh! You mean douche-baggins over there?

by chickenmcfuc April 30, 2010

Lick Banging

The art of eating an icecream and playing drums at the same time

Guy: How good was my lick banging last night??
Girl: You were AWESOME! You didn't even make a mess or anything!

by SOME MUFFLER April 7, 2010

Japanese Carrot Banging

When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".

"Shaq got caught doing the Japanese Carrot Bang in Chicago again."
(Japanese Carrot Banging)

by Gebhart25 May 23, 2014

Banging tunes

The Music of the Chav

"Listen nto my Banging tunes on mi subwoooofer"
"innit"
"oorrr beee"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

dildo baggins

A blithering idiot

Used when someone says something idiotic or stupid

"You Dildo Baggins"

by jen17 August 23, 2009

Banging

1. Verb
2. Sex
3. A man repeatedly moves his hard, long, erect cock in and out of a woman's vagina. You can also do anal, blow jobs, or hand jobs. Just make sure to use condoms if it's somebody you don't know.

Dude, I was up all night banging your ex and your mom. It was great!

by The man who raped ur sister February 22, 2017

banging

The sound of a gun shooting you bitch.

"My parents were banging the neighbor because he was naughty."

by penetration_nerd February 21, 2019