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num-num bread

Delightfully tasty bread with spices and stuff like sesame seeds and onions.

Makes a hella' good grilled cheese!!!
Equally delicious right out of the bag.
I made some hella' awesome grilled cheese with num-num bread and Swiss cheese in an iron skillet!!!
by Leighmier December 20, 2011
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Bend your bread

Who'd you bend your bread with?
by 12_345_6 May 14, 2016
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Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...
Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...
by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016
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slice my bread

Slice my bread a reference used when you and your friends (or if u have none and are by yourself) find a hot picture of a guy and they are extra fine and sharply looking. Mostly when they have a jawline sharper than a knife that you can not get over.

When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.
"OMG did you SEE that jawline it was on point."
" Yah, I KNOW SLICE MY BREAD LIKE SERIOUSLY."
by Legitimacy November 29, 2016
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i love bread

When you use celebrity status to promote a not so gesat product because you own shares in the company that makes it
Oprah "i love bread" Winfrey can't shut up about weight watchers
by 123biggyatl February 17, 2017
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Pulling a Tom Brady

When the unthinkable happens! Negating a 25 Pt deficit to Defeat The Falcons in 1st OT in Super Bowl history winning a 5th title. Yea....That kinda feeling of that level of accomplishment! 😁
My ski team made a come back this year by pulling a Tom Brady ranking #58 & Qualifying for the Good Race! Whoooo!
by Minichyna March 3, 2017
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spread of bread

When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread
“She did the spread of bread last night
by Created by: Dickle#2&3 October 14, 2017
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