A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023

a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy
by Crueoddy August 27, 2016

by Bbg99 May 21, 2016

by cerberux_ March 17, 2020

Caleb- What's wrong with (name) today?
Patrick- It's that bitch-ass-ness I was telling you about.
Caleb- What about it?
Patrick- He/She has a lot of in her system.
Patrick- It's that bitch-ass-ness I was telling you about.
Caleb- What about it?
Patrick- He/She has a lot of in her system.
by Cavid Manham January 13, 2016

Girl 1: you bitch ass whore imma beat you’re ass
Girl 2: wtf you talking bout only losers say that we say bitch ass hoe, fuckin looser
Girl 2: wtf you talking bout only losers say that we say bitch ass hoe, fuckin looser
by Henry Anderson October 7, 2019

by johnjawn1212311 November 12, 2023
