Austin

A guy that smokes a shit ton of weed and owns a lava lamp.

Yo that’s Austin. He’s off the gas all the time. His watch is stuck on 4:20.

by Hahahahhahshdhcjsknfnckc December 9, 2019

Austin

An auteestic child.

Austin is teestic.

by plato! July 24, 2024

austin hughling

A white male with a stick up his ass

Man, why is she such an Austin hughling today?

by ThatGuyWithTheFaceAndHair October 17, 2014

austin myers

Someone from a horror movie with a very big forehead. Hes a big fucker.

Dude your such a austin myers

by foog buster January 8, 2020

Austin

Only dates females of the descent of Asia. Has multiple bunkers with children inside all forced to learn the ancient power of Mongolian throat singing.

There’s Austin on his way to abduct more children to teach Mongolian throat singing

by BooF God February 29, 2020

Austin

Is a hot Scottish man who will swoop in right during the time of your life when you need him the most. You will ask yourself “where has this man been my entire life?” And “what did I do to deserve him?”. He is so caring, even to people he barely knows, he would literally give the shirt off his back to help others. He knows exactly how to cheer you up, how to give advice, and is an amazing listener. Once you meet an Austin you will feel so safe and comfortable, like you can let your guard down finally. Austin is by far the best thing that will ever happen to you so better try hard to keep him.

Girl, I think I’m in love.

With who?

Austin! Duh!

by Bee31 May 10, 2022

Austin

Used in place of calling someone a spooby

You gosh dang Austin, get out the way!

by Turd Pincher (TP for short) March 29, 2023