american reload

American reload is where you take out your dick and someone else puts there dick in the person in under 3 seconds

Hey do you want to do an American reload?

by Cringys November 10, 2021

American Bidet

When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy

I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it

by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019

American tank

a bb gun on wheels wrapped in wet paper towls

that american tank cant do shit

by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017

Gative American

A Native American who also happens to be gay.

Friend #1: YO!! You see that rainbow teepee over there bro?!

Friend #2: Yeah bro, that’s just a Gative American.

by Johnger1109 March 3, 2021

american paintjob

When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.

Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.

Contributed to by BassDrop! And Gamingufight

by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF August 17, 2017

American Politics

A really bad reality TV show

Guy 1: Did you see the recent episode of American Politics?

Guy 2: Yes dude! That was insane!

by Ljd;flkjas;dlkfjasdlf;alksdf May 26, 2021

American errands

Generally GTL. Can be used as an expansion of GTL to include mani/pedi, haircut. Any set of errands that are meant to make fresh.

First thing to do to get on your A game; American errands.

by JerseyJoe February 8, 2012