Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019

Allahu akbarf

To regurgitate in an explosive fashion.

My muslim friend had to vomit after drinking two bottles of vodka on an empty stomach. In the act of explosive vomiting, he shouted: "Allahu akbarf" to honour his God during his act of sin.

by Mr.Hagel February 17, 2019

justin albachten

A slutbag who likes men preferably under the age of 13.

Woooooww, that dude is being Justin Albachten right now, un-groovy.

by Noah Spurbeck February 19, 2019

Mohd Akbar Ahmad

He is the kind of guy, who would stay up and drive all night just to keep you company. He's never angry, always so loving and funny. Doesn't let you know that he's tired cause he likes you to know he enjoy being with you. He has the prettiest smile and a gentleness in his voice which he doesn't realized himself.

He likes a good massage and would definitely massage you back even though you promised to massage him for an hour but stop after 5 minutes.

He's supportive and protective. He hide behind his silliness and playfulness. But behind it is a matured, strong man who would protect you at all cost.

He meant the world to me. He's home.

Get youself an Mohd Akbar Ahmad and you're 'home'.

by SpartaGirlfriend July 8, 2019

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019

ABBA Akbar

Swedish Music attack on a foreign country

Hives, Roxette, Cardigans, Ace of Base....ABBA Akbar!

by Diego Mendez_ December 18, 2019