Aged Canoli

The old lady pulled down her pants and revealed her aged canoli.
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Probably one of the absolute worst movies ever made. Of course Disney had to fuck up another perfectly good film franchise, just like they did to Star Wars and many more.
Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild destroyed my childhood
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Mirrored Age

The period starting around the late 2000s and ending with the Trump presidency. Evoking the Gilded Age, the term underscores the rampant tech idealism of the time, which ushered in drone warfare, platform capitalism, Amazon and the retailocalypse, and the

collection and sale of individuals' data (often with their assistance such as with the Ring scandal). Also of note: The paradoxical normalization/ encouragement of narcissistic behavior and the death of privacy (and thus certain modes of self-determination); the rise of a cyborgian mystical-scientific-sycretic wellness culture alongside inflated healthcare costs; the replacement of social movements with personal reckonings and managing your brand; echo chambers; the favoring of creative production that is archival or highly reflexive / referential; endless navel-gazey commentary.
"After the protests started, Chad sent me $5 on venmo bc white fragility?? I called him out and now he's in a shame spiral that helps nobody."
"God, we need to get out of the Mirrored Age."
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Biological age

How ugly you look
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$age

notorious discord user known for doxxing, developing & extorting people.
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Tadpole age

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.
Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!
by Singletini September 11, 2009
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Under-age

Under-age (not underage as in too young) but state of being under as it relates to inventory. Synonyms include shortage, dearth, under stocked, insufficiency and scarcity. Antonyms include overage.
1. We won't make it through winter with the under-age of our supplies.
2. We thought we were going to have an overage, but it turns out we have a under-age, oh well.
3. You always have to be mindful of your under-age.
by I.M.the.B.A September 09, 2016
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