jive turkey

can be a liar or a cheater. A dumb/stupid person.

Get away from me you jive turkey!

by WiseDraco April 3, 2008

Turkey Slap

1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.

2. Going out with a much older man.

1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.

2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.

3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!

4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.

by Charles Singher October 19, 2011

Turkey Neck

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

by DogMonkey October 1, 2003

turkey arms

Upper arms disproportionately large in relation to forearms, giving a person's arms a resemblance to cooked turkey drumsticks.

Wow, nice turkey arms! Thanksgiving isn't until next month you know!

by turboPocky April 19, 2006

turkey sandwhich

1)a sandwhich made out of turkey
2) being completley owned by someone

1) dude this turkey sandwhich kicks ass
2) DUDE U HAV JUST BEEN TURKEY SANDWHICHED FOO

by WANG CHANG July 5, 2004

Mud Turkey

A sexual act where the guy fists the girl in the ass while she shits.

I gave that girl a mud turkey last night. She loved it

by Yabbagabba November 20, 2016

Wet Turkey

Wet Turkey means some really shitty weed. If you smoke weed you know what I am talking about.

That dealer didn't give you dank, he gave you some Wet Turkey.

by Wantedbymany November 21, 2011