Stoner sip

While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.
My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.
by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021
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stoner peeve

Pet peeves that most stoners have
My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.
by D-momoney July 02, 2015
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stoner slice

the slice of bread at both ends of a loaf of bread that gets saved for all the friends and strangers that come to your house, smoke weed and get the munchies. Usually paired with peanut butter or cheetos and marshmellows.
Kumar: Yo Doug, can i get the stoner slice, i brought my own peanut butter bro, im in another dimension and need to munch the fuck out
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it
by Kumar Ramukenstein May 02, 2011
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Young Stoner Records

Streetwear clothing brand in which most popular saying is saying is ‘Just Spark It’ . Embodies the essence of ‘Talk is cheap’.
I bought a Just spark it T shirt from the clothing brand Young Stoner Records
by ysrtooflashy September 28, 2023
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stoners honor

When your friend promises you that you will smoke some bud later
“We gonna smoke later” “yea stoners honor”
by Faddeddarkness November 05, 2017
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Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.
I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.
by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017
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Productive Stoner

A person who can function exceptionally after the recurrent consumption of THC.
"Damn. Look at Hector. He just faced a fat ass dab and he's still getting shit done."

"Yeah man. He's one productive stoner"
by Thegreenalien February 21, 2023
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