Phantoms

The Phantoms are a team that stands in for your rec league bye week. These boys are on the schedule but never show up because they only exist to provide an alibi to get out of the house for 3 hours only to smash parking lot beers with the crew.

Don't wait up babe we have the late game tonight against The Phantoms tonight.

by xXRoofTopHeroXx December 6, 2022

Phantom Hieves Moment

An inside joke within a group that everyone but a single person understands. This joke is never elaborated on to this single person, and they are left in eternal confusion.

Person 1: "Her ass is not painting."
Person 2: "...What?"
Person 1: "So as I was saying about the game..."
Person 2: "No, no, no what the fuck was that?"
Person 3: "It's a Phantom Hieves Moment."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Don't worry about it."

by joker persona 5.2 March 18, 2022

Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.

Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.

by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019

Phantom Cock

What a woman feels after they've fingered themself to the image of being fucked by a hot dude

Hannah: I felt phantom cock after I touched myself to the image of Jacob fucking me

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Phantom-Word

A phrase describing the improper use of prefixes, leading to the creation of words that are easy to understand the meaning of, but entirely dont exist.

Person 1: That pig just flew!
Person 2: No way that's "unpossible"
Person 1: Nah mate its "impossible" you just used a phantom-word

by vishaknu May 11, 2024

Phantom Meme Phenomenon

When you see a cool meme in the feed, but the feed refreshes before you can save it, and now it gone forever.

Lost a cool meme to Phantom Meme Phenomenon this morning. I'll be sad for a week or so.

by Memes of Liberty March 23, 2025