kangaroo jimmy

An Australian mate that thinks his uncircumcised penis is a condom

Oi mate! I’ll just kangaroo jimmy cheers mate.

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

Jimmy Chill

when you wipe your ass with a stock option application and give it to someone saying it isn't shitty
usually associate with head ass Jim Cramer, the worlds shittiest CNBC financial advisor, creating bag holders since 2000's.

a. Man, I lost so much listening to that terrible CNBC personality" "Dude, sounds like you got Jimmy Chill'd!"
b. "I though something about this CNBC suggested stock smelled shitty. It's a Jimmy Chill"

by TurkishRocks69 March 18, 2022

Jimmy Party

When the party your friends throw is full of mostly male populates. Every one at the party has a "Jimmy". Or the only people invited were Jimmys (male). Or possibly more common, a guy named Jimmy invited all guys.

Your friend invites people to your house but only guys come. You say it looks like we are having a Jimmy Party

by KF22 March 18, 2011

jimmy bussanmus

Is jimmy a racist? The answer is yes he is. He hates blacks and Muslims and that's not all. He also invented felching ask him about it.

Jimmy Bussanmus pushed down his wife and broke her foot ..!

by Lostaccos February 25, 2018

Jimmy neutron

The act of taking a creamy, swirly shit on a bald dudes head

Dude! Did u hear about Shaun giving his uncle a jimmy neutron?

by Pappa long legs April 28, 2016

Slippery jimmy

When doing a shit that just slides out.

Ahh mate I’m bout to do a slippery jimmy. (Best said in an Irish accent)

by King Doctor June 26, 2023

Jimmy K

A sterotypicial teacher in highschool who is such a savage he got fired. A teacher that would smoke cigs in his break, write letters about his students, and told all his students they were to work at McDonalds.

I remember when I was a junior i had my best experience with a Jimmy K. Jimmy K told me that I was to work at Burger King all my life.

by YourSmall May 2, 2019