j dubbers

A common phrase to descibe a stupid arrogant potato-headed cuntface. They will often claim to be brilliant at english when, in fact, they're utter shit and have the IQ of a 4 year old. Will also often masturbate over mario, pokèmon and WWE until the age of 21 where they will die of retardism, herited from mothers who earn £7,000 a year or less.

Note- often strangly resembles the Michelin Man.

"Look kieran, that mother has a j dubbers!"
"Oh god, i do feel sorry for her having look at such a vile specimen"

by Jackwarren July 4, 2016

J-Leezy

This bastered violated not only me but my uncle and my dogs he is short in height and in langth and is a wanted criminal.

J-leezy is gay lol

by Buckey September 18, 2021

Polo J

A billion dollar minded boy from East Africa who has dreams, Joachim Seti

it’s yo boy Polo J

by Yo boy Polo J December 13, 2021

J-Moneyyy

loves money$$$
a female name for jesus
addictive.

J-Moneyyy was gettin some moneyy
I worship J-Moneyyy

by Weezybabyy December 12, 2007

Silent J

When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her

Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name

by SomethingThatIsntTaken April 1, 2020

j ride

Riding in the car smoking a joint

Me: “wyd”

Him: “nothing, just taking a j ride”
Me: “niiicccceee”

by Nurseshell06 May 4, 2020

J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.

EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?

by ashittyperson July 17, 2023