by sroobkiller October 30, 2024
Get the That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous! mug.A driving style where the driver makes sure the car is in a position in the road that minimizes the probability of them crashing. This driving style has little consideration for the inconvenience caused to other drivers, especially those behind them. They place their car on the outside of their lane if a car is trying to pull out, and place their car on the inside of their lane if a car is intending to turn across their path. They brake hard before they have to stop so that they can roll gently to where their car should be, and accelerate hard to stop other cars changing from one lane to their lane, then match the speed of the other car creating a Mexican road block. They also keep as much distance as they can from vehicles much bigger than them, even if doing so puts them in the other vehicles blindspot. On a duel carriageway, they always stay in the outside lane because of other cars joining the road and the other car may not see them.
Look at this pinball driver. He must think his car is fitted with a cloaking device and he can't find the off switch!
by 15 years in December 12, 2024
Get the pinball driver mug.When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
by Robbing Hood Sherwood Forest January 9, 2025
Get the Bus driver wave mug.All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.
When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
by HockeyBinge January 13, 2025
Get the Toyota Driver mug.When an arbitrary number of males bust a nut into a measuring cup after which the concoction is poured into a female laying naked in the pile driver position (woman on her neck with legs in the air) for the purpose of insemination. The woman then must lay in this position for 6 hours to let it kick in.
You know Stew and I want to have a kid but don't want to know who the father is. We are thinking about giving Mary the ol' Georgia Pile Driver.
by Washygigg Sauce January 16, 2025
Get the Georgia Pile Driver mug.Someone who sits in their hot car all day in a walmart parking lot, watching illegal immigrants use bots and multiple devices to defraud the company, customers and honest drivers out of their hard earned pay.
by anonymous July 22, 2025
Get the Spark Driver mug.A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
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