Brianed

When someone suddenly, and inappropriately, changes a text string to sexting.

It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"

by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023

Brian's Penis

NATHANS SPUNK

Brian's Penis

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Brian Kink

When you have a kink to teenagers named Brian, sometimes they can be known as Becky if they are feminine.

Person 1: I have a kink towards that kid named Brian
Person 2: So you have a Brian Kink?

by Person 200000000 December 17, 2021

Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023

Brian

Brian’s are athletic players to the game and girls. people named Brian are so wishy washy they can’t stay in a relationship. They will put other people in danger and not care about how their actions affect others. They are self centered people that are loved by their parents but hated by their friends.

Friend 1: “Did you hear what Brian did?”
Friend 2: “No what happen?”
Friend 1: “He tries to drive his girl home drunk from the party”

by Wha zuuuuppp January 15, 2022

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

Brian Gonzalez

The most loyal and loving guy you’ll meet 🥰 He has a very good heart and will make you laugh at anytime needed. Everyone needs a a Brian Gonzalez in their life.

I love Brian Gonzalez, he’s the best!

by rnbfuntimes July 27, 2022